The website Inherently Funny has
received hundreds of submissions
for funny songs.
Many were not published.
A lot were poop jokes.
It’s raining tacos, but when you say “tacos,” you poop.
By Poopy Man.
Old doo moo had a farm, moo doo moo doo doooo!
It’s a spicy song with lots of trumpets and other things that toot, and it goes like this:
Oh, I gotta fart but there are other people in the room,
I’m constipated and if I do, I may not just fart air.
Oh whoa, so I’ll faaart forever and ever and I’ll faaart till the end of the sky.
Sorry baby, but I ate beans and broccoli,
Yeah, yeah fart.
Poo on the tower, toilets in the sky,
Poo on the tower, super smelly guy.
Taking a walk just taking a walk down the streeeeeeeeet.
Poo on the tower, toilets in the sky,
Poo on the tower, my, look at them fly, etc.
The poop goes plop apparently. And search plop and listen. Wow, poop sounds awesome.
If you have a sibling, fart in their faces. Why? Because farting is fun. So you should fart for fun today.
Heh. Heh. Heh.